WINNER  First, and being completely insensitive to the celebrity's chosen Hip-Hop moniker:
We're gonna need a shitload of pallbearers.
Submitted by Nate Eppler

RUNNER UP  +5 for using celebrity's own title against him:
The overweight lover's in the ground.
Submitted by BossBlog

RUNNER UP  +5 for expressing deep-seeded contempt:
Now that I'm dead, I'll be paying for that one hit with eternal flames.
Submitted by Jonathan Lindsey

RUNNER UP  no points for its duplicative nature
The overweight lover's [no longer] in the house.
Submitted by Marshall Digmon